I found the below in our drafts folder for the blog - Doug never finished the below post...but...since he is so much wittier than I am - I thought I'd share it with everyone...Maybe posting an unfinished post will motivate Doug to actually post something!
"So our unborn baby is only about 11 weeks old (which in reality means its about -7 months old in real life) and 4 cm tall, but yet the chonicle of its life has begun.
As Erin mentioned we won't know what the sex is until the big day, so for now it shall remain an "it". Erin has been referring to "it" as Lil' Bean, but i'm partial to Festus the Fetus. Speaking of names, some of you may be wondering what "it" will be named. We have names in mind, but i'm willing to negotiate for the naming rights. Reliant Energy paid $300 million to name Reliant Stadium for 30 years so given the projected life span of the average human, i think a solid $750 million could earn you the naming rights to our child. Please make the check payable to Festus the Fetus' college fund." - DOUG
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